I'm starting a new regular blog feature wherein I extract snippets of offensive Yahoo Relationships articles that greet me each morning. It's great because they're nearly all offensive but with the added bonus of essentially being found art. Plus, I probably don't even have to change the title. Yahoo Relationships is wholly sufficient:
It's no shocker that
Women are known
For judging others
But did you ever think men
Might be guilty
Of it too?
If your friends aren’t
On the same
Win-him-over page
As you are, head to your own
Corner
Of the bar.
There’s such a thing
As laughing too much.