Working late at the bookstore on Singles Night. Being approached by a nervous man in the Art/Architecture section while shelving.
"So....." he begins.
'OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD,'
I thought to myself.
"What do you do for fu-"
"I'm working!"
Dropping books behind me, I flee.
And, scene.
Hey... that was me!
ReplyDeleteAnd, for the record, that is a can't miss pick-up line.