So that's why I feel safe enough to share that my Target purchases tonight included both a bra and a prescription to treat acne. It's official! I'm 15 again! They say that you can never go back, but I'm pretty sure I proved them wrong tonight.
But the main reason I wanted to write was to share all the awesome things this drug for my acne is supposed to treat. To wit:
Lyme disease
Rocky Mountain spotted fever
Elephantiasis
Filariasis (look it up)
MRSA
That is effective!And it better be, because I'm starting to feel like Edward James Olmos.Facially. Inside I feel like Lou Diamond Phillips.
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