Nota Bene

Have I ever mentioned I legitimately invented a sandwich? I used to work with this guy that deep fried PB&J's on plain old Wonderbread and I suggested that instead, he should use sourdough, Nutella, banana slices and shredded coconut, with a sprinkling of powdered sugar on top. He now sells those at state fairs and makes more money than I do. If I never accomplish anything else in my life (and that is increasingly likely), I want you to put this shit in my obituary.