I'm starting a new regular blog feature wherein I extract snippets of offensive Yahoo Relationships articles that greet me each morning. It's great because they're nearly all offensive but with the added bonus of essentially being found art. Plus, I probably don't even have to change the title. Yahoo Relationships is wholly sufficient:
It's no shocker that
Women are known
For judging others
But did you ever think men
Might be guilty
Of it too?
If your friends aren’t
On the same
Win-him-over page
As you are, head to your own
Corner
Of the bar.
There’s such a thing
As laughing too much.
Definite rounds the bend of horrible and circles back to awesome.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Thank you! That's always my goal. There was another article I saw recently and the title (paraphrasing but trust it was really this awful) was something like "Is This Economy Making Your Body Type Seem More Attractive?" Jesus, I hope so!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have read that body-type article. I am counting on my Rubenesque build becoming a status symbol-- a sign that my husband can afford to feed me fattening cheeses and meats.
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