So I work with teens at an afterschool program. To protect their anonymity and my sanity, I probably won't mention them too much here, but I have an incident that's worth recounting, damn it. One of the kids was walking around singing that Ludacris song, Area Codes. The chorus of said song goes I've got hoes! (I've got hoes) in different area codes (area codes) Hoes! See? All around classy! Anyway, here's how it went down:
Kid: I've got hoes! I've go-
Me: *shoots disapproving glare*
Kid: I've..... got......bro's?
Me: *reluctant nod of affirmation*
Kid: I've got BRO'S! In different area codes.....area codes....
Just meet me halfway is all I'm sayin'.